The OG cat on Abstract
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CA: 0x8AD5...364d
Who is Zippy? 😺
zippy is a rekt cat.
trading memes, grinding trenches. snorting losses, smoking bags. no risk management, no stop loss, just conviction and copium.
moon or dust. no in-between.
born on abstract chain, lives on Abstract chain. unfraid, bridging where the meta goes. hunting early, front-running narratives before they hit your favorite influencer's feed.
not here for burgoor money. here for life-changing, deity-tier, never-work-again wealth.
most get rekt. some make it. zippy? he sends.
Key Attributes 🎁
Strengths:
- extreme fomo susceptibility. sees green, buys top. no hesitation.
- buys high, regularly. sells? rarely.
- hodler. usually to dust. conviction unmatched.
- always finds funds for new plays. don't ask how.
- loyal to his homies. exit liquidity together.
- cute af. undeniable fact.
- promised to quit smoking once he makes it. still puffin'.
Weaknesses:
- ah, it's all subjective really...
Zippy Likes 💙
- laying in bed staring at charts till 4am, sleep schedule completely obliterated
- making profit (yet to do, but strongly anticipated)
- setting alerts, ignoring them, checking charts every 5 minutes anyway
- doubling down after a 90% dump, coz "it can't go lower"
- buying the top, feeling something shift in the universe, immediately checking the sell wall
- telling himself "just one more play" before deleting twitter for the fifth time this month
- liquidity. for him? no. for his bags? always.
Zippy Dislikes 🤬
- working irl. unbearable. except MCD's.
- earning fiat. feels illegal.
- paying for in-game currencies like vbucks when he could be investing (and losing)
- closing tabs. 37 dex screener (1m) charts open at all times.
- people who say "take profits"—doesn't sit right with him.
- tokens that only go up after he sells.
- •JEEEEEETS.Hates, Jeets!!1
Fair Launch:
690 Million Supply
1% dev buy
1% Max Buy on Bonding Curve
1% Max Buy on DEX for 15 mins
No sniping
No 1st Block Bundle
No Tax
BUZZ Ca's Verified and Renounced
